The Deal---A Satire The Deal---A Satire by MazHur You have ruled long enough, Oh, dear Supreme Spirit Of Evil and Unrighteousness You have done enough harm To the human race Brought enough misery And trouble for people You are the cause and reason For all the unrest and chaos And malignant wickedness Prevailing in this world of God O Lucifer,Fiend, Devil, O You Old Scratch, Old Nick, O Lord, Old Gooseberry, Lord of the Wicked ! We have served you faithfully since this world came into being We stood by you When You challenged God For his creation of Adam It was we, you disciples, Who assigned You the power And will to defy God It was we who placed you On the Devils Throne As King of the Dark World It is we who convassed and convinced The human kinds of your doctrine-- the doctrine of Evil and Disorder It's we who supported you In fulfillment of your unrighteous Aims and objects and designs All over God's earth Distracting humans from your adversary The God of Mercy and Magnificence And leading them to the Wrong Path It's we who blocked the minds And Hearts Of humans From the remembrance of God And made most of them critically critical Of God's Supreme Being! It's we, your army of Devils, Who did more than anyone else Could have done for You To propagate Evil--- Universal Evil-- All over the world ! It's all due to us that This world of God Has been turned into Hell Enough, enough, we have done for You You have ruled long enough And had your time You have lost the zeal and fervour Of Evil and Demononiac It is now our turn to choose Another Leader for us ! Hearing this ,,, The supreme Leader of All Evils The Old Gooseberry, the Demon Had to open up His diabolic tongue To allay the fears And apprehensions of his Comrades And say........... Well, my dear little devils I am proud of you And acknowledge your services You have rendered to our Community In spreading Satanic hold Over the humans Over their minds and thoughts I appreciate the great work You have done to blacken and block Men's hearts From the remembrance of God It's not you only Whom I am indebted for my obedience and loyalty But also to the multitude of humans On this earth who are also your cousins and unknowingly my disciples! Well, I have an offer for you A wonderful deal A package gift of paramount Evil Vote for me and Let me sit on the Devil's Throne Despite all the shortcomings True or false assertions You seem to have gathered about Me I expect you to accept the deal Lest God intervenes And All goodness is let to prevail With nothing more for us to haggle about So, accept my deal Let me rule the Evil Bow to me in Obedience As that's the only choice Left for you--- You who are not free from guilt-- Guilt of not doing what you ought to have done In destroying God's world With Evil and unrighteousness More than our followers Still live by God's name And I don't like it ! Your performance over the years Has not been upto the mark! You have to do better In propagating Evil on Earth Until no one remembers God And the Hearts of all Men Are blackened with the ink Of evil and vulgarity Until then I will stay as your King Without any demur from you In return for your support And promise To perform better in future I will reward you By forgiving All your faults, Corruption and crimes And further give you a free hand To make as much pelf as you want Through Evil means and designs i will also forgive All your murderous actions Your scandalous conduct Anything wrong you have committed In the past These are my words of 'honour' to you But, To affirm things more unambiguously I'll put all this in an Ordinance And sign it for record This is a Deal Take it or leave it By the Grace of God I am not going to Quit !